So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
Aww that’s so-
Oh hey shes getting olde-
How dare you
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
Chemical Chameleon reaction
Changing electron densities causing macroscopic color changes.
Chemistry and materials science is awesome!
If you’re wondering whats causing the whirlpool - unfortunately thats not some cool chemistry reaction. Theres a stirrer bar at the bottom of the flask, which is just a little magnetic rod, and it is on top of a machine that rotates a magnet very fast causing the stirrer bar to rotate with it.
Holy shit, this is the greatest
Okay, so, I’m running on the assumption that people are taking this seriously. If not, my bad.
THIS IS INCREDIBLY NOT WHAT HAPPENED
This woman’s name is Amy, and she owns a bakery/restaurant called Amy’s Baking Company. Not only do they serve the customers store-bought food under the pretense of it being gourmet and house-made, but they treat their customers absolutely terribly. This woman once chased two guys out of her restaurant because they had decided to leave after waiting 2 HOURS FOR THEIR FOOD. SHE WAS PISSED BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T PAY FOR IT. IT’S ALSO PROBABLY GOOD TO MENTION THAT SHE DOESN’T LET THE SERVERS HAVE TIPS, WHICH IF YOU’VE NEVER WORKED AT A RESTAURANT, MEANS THAT THEY GET PAYED FAR BELOW MINIMUM WAGE. AT THE TIME OF THE KITCHEN NIGHTMARES EPISODE, SHE AND HER HUSBAND OPENLY CONFESSED TO FIRING OVER A HUNDRED EMPLOYEES IN FIVE MONTHS. GORDON RAMSAY GAVE UP ON HER.
THIS WOMAN IS NOT A FEMINIST HERO
SHE IS A BATSHIT CRAZY FUCKING PSYCHOPATH
IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE ME, WATCH THE EPISODE ON YOUTUBE.
Tumblr if there were ever a time to educate your lazy-ass selves and learn how to use the Google, this is it.
And if you think that perhaps the episode is exaggerating everything, since reality TV tends to do that, take a look at their Facebook posts over the past year. They steal (or at least they used to) images from other companies to promote their business, they make crappy excuses, they’re just really immature in general and yeah.
It’s scary how crazy they are…
is that shaggy
that is shaggy
shaggy put down the gun
scooby dooby doo, motherfucker
it’s funny because ants in actuallity can’t see very well and rely on a scent line left by other ants to make their way back. if that line is obstructed, they wait for another ant to come along and lay out an alternate route.